Some Randomness Heard or Spoken This Week

"No, I will NOT put Lexi's (the puppy) baby teeth in the container with your baby teeth."

(In the car)  "How did you get caramel all over your elbow!?!"

"Seriously?  You bit your own finger? (while snacking)

"So all you men out there that are married to a woman...." (said through a microphone at church)

"Can I have a little piece of my Easter candy really quick since it is past my bedtime?"